Cons —
1. The Lines – Yes, everyone who has been to the Comic-Con before knows, the lines are atrocious. The CC booklet, and anyone who’s ever been before can tell you, be prepared to stand in line for at least two hours for those major panels you want to see. What they don’t tell you is, most of the extra huge lines for the worth-waiting-for panels is, the lines are outside. Sunscreen is an absolute must, and you might as well bring an ipod or something to read, snacks and omg make sure you have plenty of water. Sometimes CC girlies walk the lines with free stuff too, that’s a nice added bonus. Just don’t lose your place in line running after them.
And I swear, by the pointy ears of Spock even, that if next year there’s another line with mini pup tents and sleeping bags, all for a panel that’s literally two days away, I will lodge a serious protest.
2. The danger of the word FREE – Comic-Con is known for the free stuff given out. Practically every booth in the main hall, where one can go insane with the shopping, has nifty free stuff they give out to advertise their company, game, or whatever. However, a lot of the incredibly popular booths have chosen to give away their free stuff on a set schedule, which they don’t normally tell anyone. (This year the Star Trek booth had a printed schedule for their free stuff, go them.) And if you do get wind of that schedule, well of course whatever free thing you really do want to get in that horrid line for, is happening at the same time as the Iron Man 2 panel or whatever. Gah!
3. The People – Comic-Con is a haven for the crazed fan boy or girl, and they encourage it for everyone, doesn’t matter what age you are. Unfortunately, this has a tendency to lead to crushing lines, loud opinionated fans with the dumbest questions on the planet, and utter rudeness when tempers fray, as they inevitably will. Try and remember that if you keep your tongue civil when others don’t, it may catch on. Saying “scuse me!” three billion times in one day, while it might get on your nerves, really does improve the experience for other people even a little, which will in turn make yours more bearable.
4. Security – Those peoples in the red shirts, the ones that deny you entrance to a line or harriedly tell you to step back from the edge of the line and don’t feed the celebrities. They’re doing an impossible job and I seriously doubt they get paid anywhere near as much as they should be for taking on a job from hell like the Comic-Con; give them a break. Try not to stand there and scream at the red shirt guys (I know you Star Trek geeks just want to kill them already), it doesn’t help and it could get you tossed from CC altogether. You’d be amazed at the reaction a simple, “Hello, I’m looking for thus and such, could you tell me where it is?” and a smile gets from those poor security folk.
Pros –
1. Hall Seating – For the most part, the seats in the Halls where the panels are held are pretty good. Most are made of metal and lined with cushioned fabric that covers a good portion of the back and buttocks. The halls themselves are maintained by a legion of cleaners and thankfully most people really do clean up after themselves when they leave a panel. After all, everyone wants CC to continue, noone wants to be accused of ruining Comic-Con for everyone because they left a half eaten sandwich and a scattering of crumb chips behind in a puddle of soda.
2. FREE STUFF – I came home from Comic-Con with my purse considerably lighter of money, yes, but also loaded down with 4 bags (also free) FULL of the inevitable FREE STUFF. Buttons, the bags themselves, postcard after advertising postcard, tons and tons of free posters, refrigerator magnets, stickers and ID cards, t-shirts, lanyards and jewelry oh my! Comic-Con is an insanity of free shwag, and the booths do encourage huge crowds of waving hands to reach out and snatch a t-shirt or rolled up poster. Just try not to get your elbow into anyone’s eye, that’s never a good thing.
3. The Celebrities – Every Comic-Con has panel after panel advertising the latest huge blockbuster movie, video-game, next season on your favorite show, award ceremonies and all sorts of other things. And the extra-cool thing is, if you happen to be lucky enough (or fanatic enough) to stand in line forever after you just saw the panel, to get your favorite celebrities’ autograph, most of them are actually very nice and talkative. A great number of celebrities appear almost awed at the popularity they have at CC and are consequently very down to earth and almost humble about the ten zillion autographs they have to do, and every single fan gushing “You’re so awesome, can I get a picture with you?!” Nevermind that most of these celebrities will have carpal tunnel and a migraine from the heat (autographs are usually done in the Sails pavilion, which is open to the air) by the end of the day. Every single person who gets their autograph and picture from their omg favorite celebrity, lights up like it’s Christmas in July and it never fails to make the famous person smile in return.
4. The End of the Day – Yes, it’s 6pm and you feel like your feet are about to fall off. Your arms are so darn heavy, from carrying around free bags full of shwag all day. Your legs are screaming at you for standing in line after line for hours. The heat, even with powerful AC’s going inside the convention center full blast all day, has managed to insidiously sneak it’s way into your bones somehow anyway. You missed meeting up with some friend of yours to go see that one awesome panel together, yes it’s a bummer dude, but you did get into that panel anyway! Your foot’s been trodden on by the fanboys dressed as Darth Vader more times than you can count. The snacks you so fastidiously brought with in your CC bag are all gone and your stomach is loudly proclaiming feed me or ELSE. You still have to walk all the way past the convention center to the grassy knoll to wait for your ride, and be hassled by the cops while you’re sitting there. So why is that dumbass grin plastered on your face and by Tony Stark’s grace you just can’t get rid of it? Because, despite all that, or maybe because of it, you had a fantastic time! I know I did. And yes, we know next year will be just as insane, if not worse. We, ALL of us, are all still going to go!
Written by Alicia Glass